I've decided that I really wish I were trendy and a photographer like Meredeth Griffin

Once upon a time there was a very boring girl.  Her name is unnecessary; however, her age is 20, her hair is blonde, her status is Taken, and her favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.  Hollah back.  She was very gansta.  Except only in pretend.  She had plenty of awesome friends, who all were gorgeous and fun.  Little to their knowledge, there unnamed friend, who will be called Leaefe for our purposes, had a HUGE secret.  Scratch that, we will call her, Gwendolyn, because she was secretly a Princess, but that wasn't her big secret.  Her big secret was, she was a super hero!!!!!  Her secret power was that she could animate inanimate objects.  She had a pet toolbox, named Alejandro.  This is obviously a very valued power, but she couldn't control the personalities of her objects, although they viewed her as their mother, which general gave her their favor.  I was only kidding about this being a big secret - her friends were all super heroes, as well.  The rest of the world didn't know their secret, though... Mwahahaha.

Just as you would suspect there were a lot of bad guys around.  One, for example, is the dreaded Trogdor.  He burnanates the countyside.  Another, more significant to our story, is JohnnyGeart, who was in the process of manipulating our dearest Julyson into allowing herself to be friendnapped and bound to him by the Big M *Dun dun DUN*.  That's right, I am referring to that most traditional of Oklahoma Christian traditions, the leap into the darkness that is... MARRIAGE!!!!  Bwahhhh!  Cruel twist of fate in our friend Julyson's life that this most dark of villains would drag her into a life of wifelihood.  After careful discussion, Gwendolyn and her cohorts determined that this union must be put to an end and that it was up to them.  That is, all cohorts except, Meredeth Griffin (and pretty much everyone, including myself in reality, but I am not a part of this fictional story).  Meredeth had faith in this JohnnyGeart, and she was gifted with a super power that may just have a way of shining light on the eyes of all those who doubted JohnnyGeart.

Meredeth's power was to hypnotize with her trendiness and to see things that others were unable to see.  She could share her sight, though.  She knew just how she would help JohnnyGeart.  JohnnyGeart and Julyson planned a secret meeting with Meredeth one day a week before the planned sabotage of the happy couple.  Meredeth came armed with herself, and a camera.  With this camera, Meredeth would figure out how to capture the essence of who JohnnyGeart really was, a loving and generous man who had a deep affection for Julyson and would not let anything ever come to harm her.  Pretty much he was a super hero fiance.  Meredeth got down to her work with a most trendy set and snapped away pictures of the JohnnyGeart that the hero world needed to see.

When it was all finished, she planted the pictures cleverly on facebook where she knew everyone would have to see.  Just as she hoped, the pictures of JohnnyGeart and Julyson's love opened the heroes eyes, and they saw him from a clearer perspective.  Meredeth had saved yet another innocent life and a bright relationship.

So you see, this is why I have a secret desire to be Meredeth Griffin sometimes.  Also, she's really pretty, funny, and Christ-like.  You rock Meredeth.  Hollah back.